Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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