Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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