soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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