Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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