I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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