omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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