I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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