wanna go halves on a baby?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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