another moral hangover. fuck.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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