youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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