I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he was CRYING into my vagina
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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