are you still at the devil's house?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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