how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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