im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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