She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
