Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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