Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you had me at cake vodka
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
