We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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