dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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