i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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