You just made me feel so damn special
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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