Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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