Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
