Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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