i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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