some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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