ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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