i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he thought i was a dude.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
