my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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