So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
