take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Randomize
