Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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