I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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