This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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