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(973): View more from New Jersey

hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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(630): View more from Illinois

The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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(760): View more from California

It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.

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(909): View more from California

i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"

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(210): View more from Texas

Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who

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