I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
