Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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