I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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