do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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