So drunk its hurt
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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