I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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