Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
