went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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