i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We were destined to go to rehab together
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
