I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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