Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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