I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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