Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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