what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Is Oprah even human
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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