: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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