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what?
penguin condom
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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