Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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