Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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