it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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