therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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