Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Rumble strips road head = magical
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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