I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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